No Games Here for you.

No games for you. Everyone else can play the awesome games here, but not you. Yes, that's right; I've singled you out and banned you from the games section. You're lucky I didn't ban you from the entire site.

Why are you, and you alone banned? Because I felt like it. It's my website, and if I want to arbitrarily ban someone for no good reason I can. Deal with it. You think I'm joking? I'm serious. Here's your browser and OS, as well as your IP address I've banned:

Your IP

Note: This was my 2008 April Fools joke. You are not actually banned.