A
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.
There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle.
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Beware of them. They are everywhere.
Darkness brings to light more things than light itself.
Death is yet the beginning of my darkness, for eternity is its end.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which a person can die.
I have decided to live forever, or die in the attempt.
I see the world as it is, not as we want it to be.
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
If practice makes perfect, and no one's perfect, then why practice?
If you are to live among the wicked, you must become the wicked to survive.
It is in his own image, that man creates God.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Never question authority. It doesn't know either.
Only love will make your cold heart melt.
Things are going to get worse before they get even worse.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles and start screaming.
With love, you open yourself to endless pain. But, without it, you don't know which misery is worse.
Without order nothing can exist. Without chaos nothing can evolve.
Do not stand in a place of danger trusting in miracles.
B
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Since there is no God, it's up to you and me to do God's work. No one else is gonna do it!
A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.