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In life, we weep at the thought of death. Perhaps in death, we weep at the thought of life.

- Earl Carol

It is a man's obligation to stick his boneration In a woman's separation. This sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

- Eric Cartman, South Park

It is not the beginning of the end. It may be, however, the end of the beginning.

- Winston Churchill

For those who understand you, no explanation is necessary. For those who don't, none is possible.

- Kurt Cobain


Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.

- Ellen DeGeneres

Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.

- Despair Inc.

If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

- Despair Inc.

If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on life's many great disappointments.

- Despair Inc.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

- Despair Inc.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

- Despair Inc.

Until you have the courage to loose sight of the shore, you will not know the terror of being forever lost at sea.

- Despair Inc.

You'll bend to my will: with or without your precious sanity.

- Dragon Mage, Wizards of the Coast

We speak the dragons' language of flame and rage. They speak our language of fury and honor. Together we shall weave a tale of destruction without equal.

- Dragonspeaker Shaman, Wizards of the Coast


All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.

- Evan Esar


Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.

- Benjamin Franklin


Dreams are the best thing reality has to offer.

- Thomas Gottschall


I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

- Jack Handey

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

- Ernest Hemingway



The Wheel of Time turns, and ages come and pass leaving memories that become legend, then fade to myth, and are long forgotten when that age comes again.

- Robert Jordan

The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.

- Justice League Unlimited


Why do you wander? I am the center. I am the yes in the silence of no. I am your laughter. I am your mirror. Do not deny me. I am your I.

- Kaeryn


It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

- Walter Lippman

I could choose to be purely good, but I will not. I could choose to be purely evil, but I will not. I will be neutral. In that way I am free to be what suits me best, and no man can predict my actions.

- Lycorne

We strive to destroy the evil around us. Yet, we often forget that there is no light without darkness, nor darkness without light. Perhaps a plant is the best analogy. A plant realizes that too little light is deadly, but it also knows that too much light is equally deadly. It is the balance of the two that makes the world.

- Lycorne